I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.
This is actually kind of terrifying. Like… any one of these could seriously maim or kill you if you pissed it off.
in the UK, we don’t say “I dislike you” we take people’s ice cream’s out of the freezer to make room for our own on a hot summer’s day and I think that’s horrible
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
"hairless cats are disgusting!"
"hairy women are disgusting!"
This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife
i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”
In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.
You can’t possibly say no to that.
"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE. HUMAN. SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."
too all the people going back to freshers week soon
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