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floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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Source: floozys

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful houseThis is not my beautiful wife

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

Source: derpycats



flaming-ducks:


thepleasureprinciple:


Welp.


I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS. FUCKING LISTEN!!

flaming-ducks:

thepleasureprinciple:

Welp.

I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS. FUCKING LISTEN!!

misterjuantastic:

i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”

Source: radondoran

comfortedalloy4:

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

so cute

comfortedalloy4:

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

so cute

Source: 4gifs

too all the people going back to freshers week soon

too all the people going back to freshers week soon

A thing to learn about cooking is, that isn’t enough garlic. There is not enough garlic in there. Yeah, I know you already put garlic in, but shhh, listen, listen to the pot, it says it wants more garlic. Seriously, more garlic, come on, I said put in some more garlic, fucking dO it, you piece of shit. What do you mean that that’s all the garlic you had well I suppose there’s nothing for it we have to go pick up some more come on then.
— Archer
Fate/Stay Night (via incorrectfatequotes)

Source: deftera-mirage

yxxz:

i’ve never seen police throw tear gas or shoot rubber bullets at Westboro Baptist protestors. 

Source: yxxz